This Fucking Spam Is Killing Me
This Fucking Spam Is Killing Me
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Seriously, this bullshit is out of control. My inbox is overrun with messages for useless products. How am I supposed to filter all this junk mail? It's driving me insane.
- I just want get a actual email for once.
- Hopefully one day this will stop.
- {Until then|{Until that day arrives|I'm stuck with deleting spam all day long.
Spam: The Digital Poop In My Inbox
My inbox feels like a garbage dump/is overflowing with/is choked by spam. It's like someone is dumping/as if an automated bot is relentlessly pouring/throwing/sending digital poop into my virtual mailbox every day. Every time I try to get some work done/check for legitimate emails/enjoy a moment of peace, there it is: another {outrageous offer/unbelievable deal/suspicious message from some random company/person/scheme. It's enough to make me want to throw my computer out the window/delete my email account/scream into the void.
- I swear I didn't sign up for/How did they even get my email address?/Who gave them permission to bombard me with this junk?
- There are so many variations/It's always different/They use every trick in the book!
- Maybe one day I'll find a way to stop it/Someday they'll catch those spammers/Perhaps there's a magic spell for this problem.
I'm So Sick Of Your Fucking Spam Emails
Seriously, enough is simply ridiculous. Every day I get flooded with your pointless offers for things I don't even care about. I've attempted to check here unsubscribe, but it's like talking to a deaf ear. At this point, I'm just pissed off.
- This has gone too far.
- Learn some respect for people's time.
- You've been warned.
Shut Down This Junk You Goddamn Pieces Of Shit
Listen up, you bunch of cretins. This spam/junk mail/crap needs to cease. I'm tired with your bullshit to scam/con/trick me.
You think you're so clever sending me this useless/pointless/worthless junk, but you're just a bunch of losers. I'm going to report/block/slander every single one of your emails/messages/schemes. So consider yourself warned.
- Get lost
- I'm not interested
Stop It Right Now, You Spamming Bastards!
Listen up, you sleazeballs! Your spammy emails are clogging up inboxes and upsetting people. We've had enough of your junk. This is your final warning to knock it off. Keep sending that rubbish, and we'll be forced to take drastic measures. Understand? You better believe it.
Drop Dead With Your Spammy Texts
You believe you're so slick, sending out your junk to every irrelevant person you can find. But guess what, moron? I don't care for your hoax. Get a real job or kill yourself already.
- Get Lost With Your Annoying Messages
- I give a damn
- Get a real job or find a hobby already.